Zipcar: Beware!

A friend recently signed up for a Zipcar account recently so I joined her account, since that way I can have a car when I’m in the city without having to drive mine back from Ithaca and worry about parking and such.

At first I loved it — two quick rentals for $50 saved me a lot of hauling music equipment around and were cheaper and more convenient than a cab ride. But then, the gotcha hit. And it is a big gotcha: $750 to be exact.

Zipcar’s friendly site explains its “six simple rules” breezily, and they sound obvious. One of them is, walk around the car before your reservation and report any damage. So far so good. I picked up my car on a Thursday night, looked it over, and drove off. I returned it three hours later and went home happy.

But sometime after I dropped it off, the car was damaged, most likely by the parking garage attendants. And according to Zipcar and their terms of service, I was responsible for that damage even though I had not caused it. Their contract says very simply, “If Zipcar is not notified of a problem at the start of a reservation, you will be held responsible for unreported damage to the vehicle after your reservation, and Zipcar may charge you damage fees, suspend, or may even terminate your membership.”

In other words, if the car is not damaged at the start of your reservation, and is damaged at the start of the next member’s reservation, you are responsible. Period.

In my lengthy and largely one-sided exchanges with Zipcar (most of my emails and questions went unanswered), I kept asking the same question over and over: If I could prove that the car was not damaged when I dropped it off — let’s say I made sure to photograph the car at the end of my reservation — am I still responsible for the damage?

They never clearly answered this question, but based on others’ experiences as well as my own (Yelp review, New York Times article) the answer is yes. They will not only hold you responsible, they will charge you the $750 fee immediately, before any appeal, before the car is repaired, and before your insurance adjuster or lawyer can inspect the vehicle. And based on what happened to me, they will do it all with vague and breezy emails, and ignore your questions.

I don’t know if this is a callous policy or a way of encouraging members to pay an extra $75 year for the damage waiver — even those of us, like me, who are already covered by our auto insurance plans or credit cards — but either way, it’s outrageous. And they’re being deliberately vague about it on their site and in conversations or emails with their customer service staff. So if you’re interested in Zipcar or you know people who are, make sure they understand this. And make sure they use a real credit card on their account, not a debit card; they took $750 directly out of the account holder’s bank account. If they’d charged a normal credit card, she could have put the amount in dispute rather than waiting for them to give the money back (which they did, four days after saying the damage wasn’t my fault).

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Balloon-Slide Banjo and the Electric Rake


Eugene Chadbourne
Originally uploaded by kenficara

Eugene Chadbourne is to country music what Monthy Python was to situation comedies. He played a show in Ithaca last night with improvisational percussionist Tatsuya Nakatani, covering Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Hoyt Axton and more.

I’ve been playing a lot of live/improvisational music lately, and participating in a lot of improv communities. But I don’t like the sort of completely out-of-control insanity that characterizes musicians like Frank Zappa (with whom Chadbourne played) or Captain Beefheart. And the opening improvisation last night, I wasn’t sure I would stay for the whole show. It wasn’t musical.

Wasn’t musical? That’s a separate essay — a long one — but last night the specific problem was that the rhythms were changing constantly and there was no resolution — no tonal center. The music had no home to return to, and therefore to my ears, did not develop and never went anywhere. All gin and no tonic. Many jazz musicians and classical composers work like this deliberately, but I don’t like their work at all.

Luckily, it didn’t stay this way. By the end of that improvisation there was the hint of a center, and he segued into what sounded very much like a modal old-time banjo tune. And then from there he went to very twisted covers of some country classics. Nakatani amazingly kept up with everything he did, no matter how insane or how unpredictable. It was in fact often hard to tell who was driving and who was following.

Sometimes Chadbourne drifted into outright mockery, which is maybe appropriate for Roger Miller’s “Dang Me,” but Patsy Cline and Hoyt Axton deserve more respect than they got last night.

On the other hand, Johnny Cash’s “I Still Miss Someone” was as beautiful as it should be, and as twisted as everything the duo did — concluding with Nakatani singing high harmony while abusing a cymbal.

Nakatani is definitely a percussionist, not a drummer. He was not keeping time, even when there was time to keep. He was playing fills and answering the banjo and spinning ball bearings in metal bowls and playing riffs on a tuneable tom-tom and sawing away at a cymbal with a violin bow. Sometimes all at once. Meanwhile Chadbourne was not content with the banjo — he played a balloon (with Nakatani harmonizing along with the squeak) as well as his infamous electric rake. (what is it? It’s an electric rake. A garden rake. With a pickup.)

It was quite an evening and when we found out the next morning we’d missed a Margaret Atwood reading we were disappointed but then thought, hey, Margaret Atwood and that show on the same night? How cool is that?

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You Say You Want a Revolution

While we stay home and write songs, people all over the world are speaking out, marching, fighting and dying against tyrannical and unjust governments. We call some of them “protesters” and give them our heartfelt, if meaningless, support. We call some of them “insurgents” and deliver them for interrogation to tyrannical governments like the ones the “protesters” are fighting against. We call others Tea Partiers and lament the effect of their violent rhetoric on our society. Still others, we’ve barely paid attention to; Libya’s southeast neighbor divided itself in half last month and few of us even know why, or which half is the “good” half.

All those divided countries confused me when I was a child. “North” was usually bad — in Vietnam and Korea — but not in Yemen. East Germany was bad, but we lamented the fate of those in East Pakistan during the war that turned into Bangladesh. Every morning we pledged a grievance to the Republic for which we were standing up with our hands over our hearts, but never for the People’s Republic or the Democratic Republic or the People’s Democratic Republic.

So which of these revolutions are good news? For years I had a proverb in the quote server that’s making the rounds again: “Now, people exploit people. After the revolution, it will be the other way around.” And good news for whom? Will the good guys win?

Are we good guys? A lot of the people in the “Arab street” don’t think so. I’m writing this on a laptop on an airplane about to land in George Bush International Airport. The plane burns fuel supplied by tyrants. My laptop and cell phone contain rare minerals mined by slaves, often children, in Congo and Rwanda. I’m wearing clothes made by people who’d rebel if they could. What if they did? My clothes would get more expensive, just as the price of gas started rising when the popular rebellions moved towards the oil-producing nations.

Despite what we like to think about the value of social networks, the increasing unrest may be driven by the simple fact of rising food prices and deteriorating economies. Just as the midterm elections were not an endorsement of dementia, but the rage of frightened and powerless people. Meanwhile, the rest of us simply do not seem to be frightened enough.

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Which Side I Am On

For eight years following the 2000 election, progressives like myself suffered under a government we considered illegitimate and malicious. We watched the economy destroyed, environmental regulations gutted, corporate criminals running riot, thousands dying in an unnecessary war started by lies — and we continued to participate peacefully in the political process. Frankly I think we could have done a lot more in terms of civil disobedience and protest, but we most certainly did not call for revolution or violence. Why are people on the right incapable of controlling themselves under circumstances nowhere near as extreme?

Of course there were some leftists who advocated violence, disrupted peaceful protests, organized violence at various world gatherings. Even some extremists who joined terrorist groups. I turned my back on a few people in those years, disgusted by their apparent belief that killing innocent people was somehow justified by political circumstances.

Those decisions were hard sometimes. I agreed with their political viewpoints. Some of them were radicalized by extreme trauma — war or torture or apartheid or genocide. But I could not understand their support of violence, especially those who’d suffered its effects. I did the same thing in high school when a friend started telling me I should read the Spotlight, and later in life when another friend turned into a hardline Libertarian. Or when I found out that friends or colleagues were racists, homophobes, or supporters of torture.

And I’ve been doing the same thing again recently, as I’ve seen friends or acquaintances repeating or supporting the violent and angry rhetoric of people like Sarah Palin, Sharron Angle, Glenn Beck, and the goons and bullies who follow them. And those decisions were not hard at all. Unlike many of the radicals I knew when I was younger, these people have not been radicalized by trauma. What horrors have the tea partiers howling for blood? Having to pay taxes for the government services they enjoy? Resentment at government helping those in need? Racism? Homophobia? It would be laughable if it weren’t so terrifying.

But in the end this has nothing to do with left or right. I feel no differently about Palin and Beck and their supporters than I did about the IRA or the Weather Underground or the Unabomber and the soft-headed liberals who supported them — certain of being insulated from any of the resulting violence. I want nothing to do with people who support or defend the gun-happy ranting of liars and thugs.

Radicals and extremists, on both the left and the right, demand to know “Which side are you on?” I’m on the side that believes that bullies shouldn’t have their way, that reasonable conversation is better than senseless screaming, that words have meaning and those that use them should take responsibility for them. I believe in telling the truth. I believe that one’s opinions should change in the face of facts. I don’t like being threatened. I am not on the side of gun pushers who regard our urban violence as a business opportunity. I am not on the side of religious lunatics, whether they are members of the Taliban or the Westboro Baptist Church. I believe that power should come from thinking and reasoning and persuasive argument, not from the barrel of a gun, whether that gun is held by a Communist or a Fascist.

Gabby Giffords–a decent, thoughtful person, a genuine conservative, from a state that used to be genuinely conservative–is lying in a hospital because she wasn’t insane enough. Because she had the temerity to say what she believed, even if it wasn’t doctrine. And all the monsters who revved that stupid nutcase up until he decided to go shoot her, and made sure he had easy access to the (utterly useless for any normal person) weapon he shot her with, sit back and pretend they didn’t mean anything with all their hate speech? No. It’s disgusting. And I won’t have it.

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Harmonitronica, Tradition and Musicianship

Many people, myself included sometimes, do not understand the connection between the acoustic old-time and blues and bluegrass that I love to play, and the harmonitronica I’ve been spending so much time on lately. For the last few weeks I’ve been listening to a pair of albums, and related music, that have helped me think through what I want out of the music I play.

The two albums are Brian Eno’s Small Craft On a Milk Sea and Fripp and Eno’s Live at the Olympia, Paris, 1975.

The former is Eno’s new album, a collaboration with Leo Abrahams and Jon Hopkins that he describes as “the mirror-image of silent movies–sound-only movies.” His two collaborators, both half his age, are improvisational musicians. Abrahams is a guitarist and composer while Hopkins plays piano, keyboards and other electronic instruments.

It’s a series of improvisations; Eno’s web site has a set of videos of the three of them working together that are a joy to watch (and listen to). They play together, and listen to each other, just like musicians at the acoustic jam sessions I like to play at. Abrahams plays largely rhythmic figures on the guitar, while Hopkins hovers over a keyboard and a pair of DJ-style control pads. Eno alternates between a keyboard, a laptop, and a few effects units. Like most of Eno’s work, the result is organic and spontaneous, full of personality and the joy of making music together, and frequent moments that clearly surprise everyone in the room.

Meanwhile, the latter album documents a concert that happened, I believe, before either Hopkins or Abrahams were born. In 1975, Eno was still mostly known as the formerly feather-boa-flaunting synthesizer player in Roxy Music, and for a few extraordinarily quirky solo rock albums. Fripp, meanwhile, had just stepped down as the leader of King Crimson, an elaborate art-rock band.

But two years earlier, they had collaborated on a groundbreaking album called (No Pussyfooting), on which Fripp played guitar while Eno “played” a pair of tape recorders and an effects unit. Eno looped Fripp’s guitar through the two tape recorders (one recording and one playing back) and treated the result, and then Fripp soloed over the background Eno created. It is a gorgeous and intense album, full of passion and fiery playing.

So the audiences on this 1975 tour were greeted with a surrealist film playing behind the stage, as one of the loops from Fripp and Eno’s second album played. Eventually Eno came out and sat down behind his equipment, and Fripp sat down with his guitar, and lit only by the film projection, they began to play. The new release is nearly 90 minutes of music; two sets of their performance, plus a third disc that contains only the backing loops. I’m sure some of them felt cheated; audience members at some shows heckled the pair or walked out.

But I would much rather hear this album of intimate interaction between two musicians, exploring territory that neither of them were sure of, than another live recording of Eno’s “Baby’s On Fire” or the pretentious and virtuouso-ridden work of mid-seventies King Crimson. Fripp plays. Eno changes what he plays and hands it back to him. Fripp solos over it. Neither of them quite know what is going to happen, and I can picture them — Eno hunched over his effects rig, Fripp on a stoole with his black Les Paul cradled in his lap, looking over the tops of his glasses at Eno. Fripp is often described as expressionless when he plays but what I see is someone putting all of his expression into his music, not into histrionics or poses.

They are intensely connected with each other. So are Eno and Hopkins and Abrahams — just watch those videos. They are not performing something they’ve done before, not playing something that’s carefully rehearsed and timed to the lighting effects. They’re winging it, and depending on each other and themselves to make it all work. That’s what I love about this music, about any music — those moments when take a step with no idea where you are going or what your foot is going to land on, and find something you didn’t know was there.

That, to my mind, is musicianship. I don’t care how well musicians play. I care if they’re saying something with their playing. You can do that virtuostically, like Fripp, or as a self-declared non-musician, like Eno. I’d rather listen to Johnny Cash playing simple guitar and singing roughly than to an overproduced Nashville star with a headset mic and a crack band. I’d rather listen to Tom Waits or Bob Dylan or Marianne Faithful sing than Celine Dion or Mariah Carey. Big Mama Thornton coudn’t sing as perfectly or beautifully as Elvis Presley, but when she called that guy a “hound dog” you knew she meant it.

And I’d rather play something that even I don’t understand, than work on perfecting tunes to an arbitrary “traditional” standard. My harmonitronica work is not as pretty or as instantly likeable as the traditional music I like to play. Neither is it safe; I often don’t know what I’m doing or where it’s going, and I’m still learning all these new instruments. (And yes, the delays and loop systems and effects units are “instruments” just as Eno’s tape recorders were.) It’s not possible to just take this kind of music to a jam session, but I have been exploring various collaborative possiblities, via ImprovFriday and other online sites, with Yael Shtainer’s dance company, and with other musicians and artists who feel some affinity for what I am doing.

But I haven’t gone from playing “that kind” of music to “this kind” of music. There’s a lot to love in the traditional music I play, but it’s not based in my traditions. When I play songs by the Cure or David Bowie or Ramones with bluegrass bands I often joke, “This is my roots music.” The simple fact is that Bowie, and Eno, and Talking Heads, and Prince, and all the punk and postpunk and experimental music I listened to in high school and college, influenced my musical development much more than the Louvin Brothers or the Carter Family.

Plus, many modern musicians in the traditional world have become sadly rigid. Many old-time musicians, for instance, look down on the harmonica as a “non-traditional” instrument–even though it was more common than the guitar in early string bands and jug bands. Blues musicians mock hip-hop as if it’s not more true to the roots of blues than endless recycling of Elmore James riffs.

The musicians I admire from the 1920s and 1930s drew from every imaginable source — ragtime, show tunes, blues, jazz, standards — to create music that didn’t sound quite like anything that had been done before. I’m sure lots of people told Riley Puckett and Charlie Poole and Blind Blake and Maybelle Carter that they weren’t playing things “right.” Thankfully those geniuses knew better than to listen to the critics, and kept on doing what they were doing, and now we have these marvelous songs and traditions.

Harmonitronica is, for me, a process of developing music without boundaries, with no one to tell me I’m doing something “wrong.” I want to play music that speaks all of me — the part that likes traditional music (gorgeous melodies and harmonies, simple and beautiful lyrics) as well as the part that likes experimental music (unexpected changes, noise, grooves, found sound). In short, I want to play music that I like, based on freedom and openness, not restriction, and with a sense of humor and of self, rather than of pretension and posing.

Ultimately, I don’t want to play this music for myself. I do plan to perform it and I am looking forward to more collaborations. Music is not meant to be played alone, and I will not be “ready” or “good enough” to play this in public or with others, until I start playing it in public or playing it with others. If you have enjoyed the last year or two of work I’ve been posting online, that’s great, but please know that what you are listening to is not so much a finished product as notes from a journey.

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Nine Sticks

OK, so you’re all used to the binary jokes by now — and there will be more of them come October. But this is a special moment for everyone that hasn’t happened before in my lifetime and will not happen again — 1/11/11, 11:11. Nine sticks. That’s two wishes plus an extra bit.

In honor of the moment I’ve posted Nine Sticks, an improvisation in 9/8 time that’s exactly five minutes and eleven seconds long. (111111111 in binary is 511.)

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Fever Dreams

Fever Dreams

New EP: Fever Dreams. Cover art by Eoin and Drew.

I celebrated the New Year in bed with a nasty fever, the kind where you sometimes feel well enough to watch TV (or streaming Netflix, in my case), and sometimes just lie there dozing and having bizarre dreams. The soundtrack for the latter parts was some newly downloaded FrippertronicsThe new Frippertronics recordings, all purchased from DGM Live:

(“that musical experience which results at the intersection of Robert Fripp and a small and appropriate level of technology,”The definition of “Frippertronics” is from Jim Price’s outstanding 1979 interview with Fripp. to wit, a Les Paul and two looped tape recorders), and Fripp’s loops wound in and out of ears and my head and my dreams.

Today was the first day I felt well enough to get up and be productive, so naturally the first thing I did was pull out the looping equipment. I started off doing some simple percussion, tapping the harp on the mic, but processing it through a modulated delay, and looping it. Modulation is a wonderful thing and it can occupy one for quite a while. Especially if one is still not quite all there.

Eventually I stopped tapping the harp and started playing it. Jammed straight ahead for a while over the looped percussion. Looped that. Used a variety of other delays, turning the “do weird things” knob up to 11.OK, there is in fact no such knob. But the Timefactor does have a “Xnob.”

I played the percussion at double-speed against itself. I slowed it down. Layered loops and started letting them decay. Out this mess some kind of melody theme showed up. I looped it, double-timed the loop, then half-timed the loop, and let all of those go against each other. Finally remembered to fade down the double-time percussion loop I’d left running for the whole time.

Out of the resulting 38-minute recording, I excerpted about 15 minutes of interesting music, and the result is a little EP I’m calling Fever Dreams. It’s free, my New Year gift to you all. Perhaps it can add something special to your next hallucinatory day in bed.

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iNexplicable iPod iDiocy

Apple’s design prowess is legendary … except when it’s notorious. There are a host of ridiculous usability problems in Apple products, but at the moment I am playing some songs on the iPod and frustrated by these facts:

  • The name of the currently playing track, along with the name of the artist, track number, etc, is displayed in a tiny font that’s very difficult to read. Especially if you’re walking, standing on a subway train, etc.
  • Yet, its width is fixed, and the titles do not scroll. So even if you can read the text, you cannot tell the difference between “Concerto No. 1 in F major, First Movement” and “Concerto No. 1 in F major, Third Movement” since the iPod truncates the name halfway through.
  • Perhaps you put some helpful information into the comments section in iTunes, to distinguish among different performances, conductors, and so on. But you cannot see those comments on the iPod, so they can’t help you.

Is it really that unreasonable to expect a $300 mobile device built by alleged geniuses to let me actually see the titles of the songs I have loaded on it?

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Waning Gibbous After Thanksgiving

After a great, but hectic, holiday, I spent a little while today looking at the moon and doing a new harmonitronica piece, “Waning Gibbous.” It’s one of those that began with one idea and mutated completely into at least two others, with the result being almost eight minutes long. Maybe it’s actually three separate pieces? That’s the fun thing about improvisation; in some ways I’m as much of a spectator as anyone else. In any case, it’s this week’s contribution to ImprovFriday.

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Bloomberg CEO Appointment At Risk

The confirmation of Marvin Thistlebottom as Bloomberg, LP’s new CEO appears in danger, after the corporation’s board expressed near-universal opposition to the pick.

“Thistlebottom is obviously an expert English teacher, but will that expertise translate into running an international corporation?” asked one board member, who wished to remain anonymous.

A Bloomberg spokesperson dismissed the concerns, saying that Thistlebottom’s ability to handle a classroom full of sophomore English students would translate easily into the boardroom.

“We need his experience in solving tough problems and confronting daily crises,” the spokesperson said. “Plus, Bloomberg needs more talent like him. No one else here has actually read Silas Marner.”

Some board members indicated that they might approve Thistlebottom if the company agreed to appoint a Chief Corporate Officer to handle the company management portions of the job.

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