The Three-Boro Bike Tour

I rode in the Five Boro Bike Tour for the second (and last) time today. The 5BBT is the bicycling equivalent of St. Patrick’s Day, but it does have one unique feature: you can ride over the Verrazano Bridge. The bridge and I are roughly the same age, and I think it’s the second-most-beautiful bridge in the city (the Brooklyn Bridge of course being first).

Several years ago, I rode in the tour on a miserably rainy day, starting properly at 7am in a mob of bicyclists so thick it took 15 minutes before I could actually ride rather than walking. The crowds were awful, we ran into frequent traffic jams, and when the mob stopped entirely on the Gowanus Expressway, in the chilly rain, I bailed out, got off at the Second Ave exit, and rode home.

I did not make that mistake this year. I ignored my 7:45 start time, instead leaving the house at 9:30 and heading down to Dumbo, joining the tour 3/4 of the way through, just before getting onto the BQE. It was a beautiful day, the ride down the BQE and Gowanus was great (and also faster and less stressful than driving), and I did get to ride over the bridge, even stopping (illegally) to take some photos.

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There were barricades on Prince Street I thought it was a movie at first (Unexepected Elegy for Etan)

Thursday night I went into Soho for my weekly rehearsal with the Antelope Dance Project and Prince Street was full of news vans and police trucks and barricades. And for once, it was something real — not a movie, not the NYPD showing off for the tourists a terrorism-response drill, not a wildly inappropriate response to a political protest. They were digging in the basement of the building on the corner for the body of Etan Patz.

Nobody else at the rehearsal remembered that name, but I don’t think anyone at the rehearsal lived in NYC then. Most of them weren’t even born when he disappeared, back in the spring of 1979. I was about to graduate eighth grade, and I didn’t pay much attention to the news. But that summer, his bucktoothed smile and blond bangs were everywhere. I suspect that quite a few non-white kids who weren’t the children of artists disappeared in NYC in the 1970s, but he was the one who made the news, the first one to have his picture on the milk cartons we looked at over cereal, the one who grabbed the attention of a sheltered 14-year-old kid in Staten Island.

Soho has changed so much since then. That was the year I first started going into Manhattan by myself (and kudos to my parents for allowing it, in that atmosphere). I would go to the Compleat Strategist on 33rd Street, or Baird Searles’s Science Fiction Shop on Eighth Avenue (past all those nice women on 14th Street who always waved hello), or to the pre-superstore wonderland of Barnes and Noble on 5th and 18th, or to the Strand. But I didn’t go to Soho. Why would I? There was nothing there, just long dark streets. Even years later in college, I thought of Soho mainly as the somewhat risky last-ditch place to park when you couldn’t find a space in the Village.

And now? A few weeks ago I got to rehearsal and realized I needed batteries for my recorder. Just outside the studio on Wooster Street, there are plenty of stores selling high-end handbags and shoes, although that night only one was open, and that for some kind of reception for overdressed anorexics. But no real stores, nothing for normal people living normal lives. I had to walk three blocks, past West Broadway (where Etan’s bus stop was), to find a deli where I could get some batteries.

Thursday night I sat in the pre-rehearsal circle with the dancers, and talked about how it felt to run into that story from my childhood again. Had he lived, Etan would have been older than everyone in the room except for me. He might have had children going to school themselves. We concluded the circle and the dancers began their warmups. I usually play for the warmups, not the music I play for the show, but a completely in-the-moment improv. This is what I played Thursday night, thinking about a little blond boy and long dark cobblestone streets, about this piece of history jutting into shopping-mall Soho, surrounded by tourists and shoppers staring back in time at a world they had never seen.

There were barricades on Prince Street I thought it was a movie at first (Unexepected Elegy for Etan)

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Brutalizing Brutalism

"We got a lotta lotta lotta hard work today ... we gotta rock at the government center ... "

The New York Times today has an article on an endangered building, a landmark example of a classic school of architecture that some people want to tear down. But the style of building represented by the Orange County Government Center is, in the view of many people including me, notable mainly for its ugliness.

Aptly called “Brutalism,” it theoretically discarded facades and pretense in favor of exposing the actual building itself, the concrete and steel that held it together. It also tended to discard traditional forms, breaking buildings up into groups of boxes.

Brutalism and I are peers; it’s about the same age as I am, and we grew up together in many ways. I spent years working in the hideous main building on Dow Jones’s South Brunswick campus, a bizarre construction of overhanging concrete boxes and pillars, and grew up playing in and around the Society of St Paul building in Staten Island, although perhaps that’s a bit too fanciful to be considered truly Brutalist. But as a child of the late 60s and 70s, I grew up with a lot of unrelievedly ugly crap — polyester leisure suits, platform shoes, progressive rock music — so I don’t have a lot of nostalgia for the cultural tropes of my childhood. We may have grown up together, Brutalism, but I don’t like the way you’ve turned out.

The style certainly has its defenders. Some Brutalist buildings are fascinating, and sometimes they fit in to their surroundings — for some strange reason I have always liked the Barbican in London, but that was built on postwar ruins, and London is all about weird contrasts in architecture and time. (One of the best places to see remains of London’s original city walls is on the grounds of the Barbican.)

So, should they tear down the Government Center? Isn’t that bizarre design just perfect for a “Government Center”? There’s nothing else like it anywhere in Orange County and certainly not in Goshen, a sleepy little Victorian town that I used to drive through when I worked for Ottaway Newspapers in nearby Campbell Hall. Should we work to save these buildings?

At first, I thought, hell no. It’s hideous and it sticks out like a sore thumb in an otherwise rather pretty downtown. Then I thought, this exact kind of thinking led to the destruction of Penn Station — it’s old, it doesn’t fit in, it’s standing in the way of progress. And then I think, Penn Station was breathtakingly beautiful and would be a wonderful landmark if we still had it today, so much better than the current rathole and the beyond-hideous Madison Square Garden (public architecture enemy number one on the Times’s list of buildings that should be torn down).

If Orange County were to spend money it doesn’t have to fix up and renovate the building (it’s currently abandoned; like many of these structures, it was always leaky and was damaged in Hurricane Irene), would people in the future thank us for it? Or would they wonder why we bothered?

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Paper Clip and Soda Straw Save My Pedalboard

I had one of those awful moments earlier today. I had left my microphone plugged into my pedalboard last night (never a good idea), and since I use an XLR-to-quarter-inch impedance transformer, that means about four inches of solid connector sticking straight up from the pedalboard input. Which of course, I tripped over, destroying the transformer, breaking off its 1/4″ plug, and leaving the very tip of the plug jammed all the way down into the jack socket. And I have a rehearsal tonight. No time to take the pedalboard apart and replace the jack, even if I had a spare jack which I don’t, and in any case all my electronics and soldering stuff is up in Ithaca.

So I searched around and found this article, which addresses the much more common problem of breaking a plug off in a 1/8″ stereo jack like that on a laptop or an iPod. The best suggestion there involves using a pen refill or the straw from a juice box, but that won’t work with the larger 1/4″ jack.

Plus, the larger jack has larger springs. When you plug into a jack, there are spring-loaded metal tabs that press against the plug and hold it in place. There are several of them including one that fits into the groove in the tip. So you can’t just reach in and pull the tip out — it’s too hard to get a grip and you can’t overcome the force of the spring without a very firm grip.

So I followed the other, riskier suggestion. I got a soda straw and cut off about an inch, then slit it up the side. I rolled it tight, inserted it into the jack, let it open up, and pushed it down firmly until it was right up against the broken-off tip. (See photo.) Then I straightened a paper clip and squeezed the end into a loop that would fit into the hole in the plug tip.

I mixed up some epoxy, got a good glob of it onto the paper clip, and inserted it into the jack and pressed it into the hole in the tip. The soda straw ensured that no epoxy got into the jack itself. I held the clip there for thirty seconds or so, then left it to harden for three hours.

Now here’s the extra step that you probably wouldn’t need to do for a 1/8″ jack. The top-most spring tab in the jack was no longer being held back by the body of the plug, so if I had tried to pull the broken tip out, it would have hit that tab and probably fallen right back in, leaving me back where I’d started. You have to hold that tab out of the way as you pull out the broken tip.

So, with a pair of pliers in my right hand, and an awl (looks like an ice pick, with a screwdriver-style handle) in my left hand, I got to work. I used the awl to hold the spring back, grasped the paper clip with the pliers, and pulled. The plug came free, and between the awl and the soda straw, came out smoothly. The epoxy let go at the very end, so I had to fish the broken tip out of the jack with the awl, but the aforementioned spring tab prevented it from falling back in very far.

Pedalboard is fine, and fortunately, I do have extra microphone adapters.

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Chromatic Harmonica Repair

I was about to start work on another song for February Album Writing Month when I noticed that my chromatic harmonica was buzzing badly on one hole. When this happens on a regular blues harmonica, it’s usually just a tiny piece of dirt stuck in a reed. Nine times out of ten you can fix it very quickly.

But a chromatic is an entirely different animal. This is the big harmonica with the button that you see jazz and classical players use. It’s essentially two harmonicas in one; unlike standard harmonicas it has both the “white keys” and the “black keys,” and you switch between them by pressing the button. With the button out, you use one set of reeds, and with the button in, you use an entirely different set.

They’re also harder to play, so most chromatics include small valves, or “windsavers,” that block off the reeds you aren’t playing. They’re basically just small strips of plastic that get sucked or blown against the reed plate to block off, say, the blow reed when you are playing a draw note.

These valves get stuck sometimes, or damaged. They’re very delicate, and the slightest rip or tear, or even bend, in them, will affect your playing. The buzzing usually indicates a dirty or stuck valve.

Thanks to Winslow Yerxa’s excellent tutorial, I was able to clean them properly without damaging them. I took a few photos to illustrate the process.


Here’s the chromatic with its cover plates removed. The next step is to remove the reed plate from the comb; there are fifteen small screws to be removed around the perimeter of the plate.


The reed plate has now been removed from the comb, and is resting on the lower cover plate. You must be very careful not to damage the reeds and valves on the other side of the plate while working.


Closeup of the valves and reeds. The reeds are the brass strips with the rivets, and the valves are the brown-and-white strips next to them. There are two reeds for each hole in the harmonica; you see here the pairs for seven holes.

We are looking at the inside of the bottom reed plate, so the exposed reed is the blow reed. When you blow air over the reed and its neighboring draw reed, the valve will be blown down against the plate, blocking the draw reed, so that all your air goes over the blow reed. There is an equivalent valve on the other side of the plate beneath the blow reed. When you draw, that valve will be pulled against the reed plate, blocking off the blow reed, and the valve you see will be lifted up, allowing air to flow over the draw reed.

The cleaning process Winslow describes works perfectly; read his post for the detailed description. You basically use a bit of cleaning material (he suggests a piece of brown paper bag, cut to just slightly larger than the valve, dipped in water) to clean between the valve and the plate, and between the two layers of the valve (the white layer, which is soft and adheres to the plate, and the beige layer, which is stiffer and serves as a spring to return the valve to position after it operates).

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Pianos and Rock Doves

My two newest FAWM songs are “Leaving Again” and “Flight Of the Rock Doves,” and each introduces an instrument I hadn’t used before in this FAWM cycle.
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18 Hours as an iPhone Owner: iYiYi

iPhoned for about 18 hours the other day. iT was iRritating and iHated it, so iReturned it. iWill never do that again.

Some background. Over the Christmas break I lost my iPod Touch, which is more or less an iPhone without the phone. It’s an expensive device and since it can only connect through wi-fi, the “find my iPod” function doesn’t work if it’s not online. So I decided that having a smartphone (my Droid) and another expensive electronic device just for music-playing was overindulgent.
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Harmonitronica Geekout: The Hole Story

Last night I posted my third song for this year’s February Album Writing Month. “This Hole,” along with the previous song, “I’m Not Not Very Concerned,” combined harmonica with loops created in Korg’s iKaossilator, an iPad application.
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She Had the Will (Etta James, 1938-2012)

I’m playing Etta James today. Not her old stuff. I’m listening to two records that might not exist at all had she not been such a tough woman. I like her 50s and 60s stuff just fine, but for me, her music reached its peak when she was hitting bottom. We lost a lot of great musicians at the end of the 1960s, and we mythologize them and listen to their old records over and over. But Etta faced those challenges, and then some, and came through them, so we can not only listen to her young self, but her older and wiser self. And I think that deserves more respect than dying young.

By the end of the 1960s, blues and R&B were being shunted aside in favor of rock, and her long-time home label, Chess, was foundering (deservedly), forcing Muddy Waters to record idiotic psychedelic albums and losing many greats to illness and death. In 1974, she was one of Chess’s last hitmakers, but she was also in a psychiatric hospital trying to kick a terrible drug and alcohol habit. She got releases to go to the studio though, and recorded Come a Little Closer.

It could have been a disaster. James was so ill from withdrawal that she literally could not sing a word on one of the songs. The producer she was working with, Gabriel Mekler, was better known for his work with rock bands like Three Dog Night. But out of this adversity she delivered one of the best records of her career. It’s often belittled for its use of synthesizers and other mid-70s production cliches, but in many cases those choices work. And when they don’t, Etta brushes them aside like so many cobwebs.

The high point is right at the center of the album (the end of side one and start of side two, originally), beginning with her version of a song by Randy Newman (of all people), “Let’s Burn Down the Cornfield.” I’ve never heard his original, but it’s a spectacularly sexy and creepy song. She sings it as only she could, sultry but threatening. She has you from the opening lines. The lyrics are simple (“Let’s burn down the cornfield / And we’ll listen to it burn.”) but there is a world of pain and sex in her voice. And it builds from there to an extraordinary dual synthesizer/guitar solo that proves wrong the idea that synthesizers have no place on blues albums.

Following that is “Power Play,” a classic kick in the butt of the sort she could deliver so well. And then comes the song she couldn’t even sing, “Feeling Uneasy.” It’s a slow blues, and she just moans wordlessly over the changes. It’s magnificent and about as “uneasy” as it gets. From that she goes into the hoary old classic “St Louis Blues,” but opens it with a gorgeous solo vocal, and then sings it with a chorus much the way Bessie did it originally. This album has stood up to years of repeated listening, ever since a member of blues-l sent me a cassette mix that included “Cornfield” and I made a point to track down the album.

But by the 1980s, she was in career limbo again, still battling addiction. But she came out of the Betty Ford Center, went down to Muscle Shoals, Alabama, and recorded Seven-Year Itch with a crack band led by Steve Cropper. She’s at her best with a good horn section, since little else has the power to go toe-to-toe with her voice, and the rest of the band is exactly as tight as you’d expect. She opens up with “I Got the Will,” the Otis Redding classic, and she’s not kidding. The fast songs (especially “Shakey Ground”) are irresistible and the slow songs let her stretch out like a big cat getting ready to pounce. When she sings “Feel Like Breaking Up Somebody’s Home” you want to pack up and head out the back door before she gets there. The whole album would be worth buying just for what I think is the best performance ever of “Damn Your Eyes.”

Last week a harp player at a gig asked me if I wanted to come to a blues jam with him, and I said no, because amplified blues nowadays is usually just rock music without songwriting. But I remember doing “Shakey Ground” with the great NYC blues singer Christine LaFroscia and a band we called the Homewreckers, all players who know how to do blues and R&B right, and there is nothing like a good blues sung by someone who takes no prisoners. Etta never did. She fought her way through hells that most of us could never imagine, and came out the other side, and because of that strength, we have these amazing records. Thank you, Etta.

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Epyphony

A day late, here’s this week’s ImprovFriday contribution: Epyphony (Three Kings Suite).

We three kings disoriented are
Guided by an unmoving star
Beacon calling morse reminder
Hopelessly following yonder star

Clockwise from lower left: harmonicae, Kaoss Pad and EHX 2880 looper, Korg R3 (not used in this piece), mixing board, Boss RC50 looper, pedalboard.

I was always fascinated by the legend of the kings, and by the modal monotony of the holiday song. (I don’t mean that in a bad way; my love of that song probably presaged my fascination with old-time music.)

The third line is a combination mondegreen and earworm. It’s my mishearing of a lyric in Brian Eno’s “Broken Head.” The original (and, to my mind, poorer) lyric is “Beak and claw, remorse, remindless,” but I like my version better. Meanwhile, my earworms are as often rhythmic as melodic, and the scansion of that line (however you hear the words) fits the third line of “We Three Kings” perfectly. I hardly remember the original line because I always seem to hear that one instead. And in this case it fits well.

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