Who, Meme?

I never meme, but here we go. The first, via silvertide:

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal…along with these instructions.

“In the middle of saying that she was a former Miss Czechoslovakia, his eyes dropped to my scraped, bloody knee.”

And this one’s via rubytramp but I’m disturbed that I turned out to be my least favorite Op-Ed columnist…

You are Maureen Dowd! You like to give people silly nicknames and write in really short, non sequitur paragraphs. You’re the most playful of the columnists and a rock-ribbed liberal, but are often accused of being too flamboyant and frivolous. You tend to focus on style over substance, personality over politics. But your heart is in the right place. Plus, you are a total fox.

And the new icon is courtesy regyt.

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Federalism?

Is it, perhaps, time to give up on a national consensus? Allow the red states to become as red as they like? Let them pass more and more restrictive and oppressive laws until they drive every intelligent and tolerant person to move away to one of the coasts? Let them make their own beds, and see who lies in them?

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“Come home. All is forgiven.” — E II R

Richard Thompson concluded his 1,000 Years Of Popular Music tour in
Princeton tonight, kicking off with what he said was the first known round
in the English language, from the early 1200s, and finishing up with his
version of Britney Spears’ “Oops, I Did It Again.”* Which has a somewhat
medieval chord structure as he demonstrated by playing a verse in the15th
century style. The final encore was a kickass cover of “1985.”

Apparently, he is his own guitar tech, because when he broke his D string
during the first verse of “Friday On My Mind,” he changed it himself while
singing the a capella tune “Sam Hall.”

Then at one point, some wag yelled, “Richard Thompson for President!” (There’s always a preponderance of wags at Richard Thompson shows.)

“I spoke to the Queen just this morning,” he said, “and she’s willing to
take you all back. We’ve got a good economy and lots of oil and that nice
Tony Blair who speaks in complete sentences.” Even in Princeton that got
applause.

*As an encore, he did a song written by Richard I while being held
hostage in Germany following the Third Crusade, so he almost
made the 1,000 years of the title. Having done a song by a King and a
(brilliant) cover of Prince’s “Kiss,” he really should add, say, “Another
One Bites the Dust” to the set.

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An encouraging (?) thought

Xeni Jardin quotes her father:

Get over it. The way you feel now is exactly how I felt when Nixon won a second term — crushed. I just couldn’t believe America was that stupid. But remember what happened to Nixon that term. Change comes from discontent. And right now, there’s a lot of discontent.

Also, I want this graphic on a t-shirt.

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“I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired”

As much as I’ve joked about it, even leaving the country seems like a poor option; there’s nowhere in the world that’s not affected by what the United States does, and this is the only place in the world that has any say in its direction.

So, it seems to me there are two main priorities:

  • Supreme Court nominations: The Repugnants do not have a filibuster-proof majority, so we have some hope of blocking extreme appointees, especially given the prevailing public sentiment on abortion.
  • Dump Bloomberg: Next year, we have to get rid of this fool, whose biggest worry yesterday was apparently which cookies to buy. His support of a party and an administration that is so implacably inimical to New York is unforgivable; idiocy like the various stadium proposals is just icing on the Krispy Kreme.

The quote above, from Fannie Lou Hamer, was this morning’s randomly generated email .signature. The other quote that comes to mind is from Woody Allen: “More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”

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Here’s Hoping

My polling place was mobbed this morning; I was the 162nd voter in my election district. In the primaries, I was the 11th. Let’s hope this is happening in states where it matters!

My big disappointment was not being able to vote in the bizarre race in the 57th Assembly District. Roger Green, who resigned the seat in disgrace four months ago for illegitimate expense reimbursements, is running for it again. And the party organization redrew the lines so that Hakeem Jeffries, who lives a block away from me and nearly knocked Green out of his seat in the 2002 primary, is no longer in the district. So rather than voting against Green, I got to vote for Park Slope’s assembly person, Joan Millman.

Voting against Green would have meant either pulling a Republican lever or writing in a Green Party candidate, Susan Metz. As disgusted as I am with the Green Party’s work on Bush’s behalf, I probably would have voted for her, because I like her on the issues, and voting on misguided principal rather than common sense is what caused the 2000 mess in the first place.

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Werewolves Of Washington

In honor of both Halloween and the big day tomorrow, I offer “Werewolves of Washington,” with profuse apologies to and endless admiration for the late Warren Zevon. I recorded it very quickly tonight, and hopefully it will be obsolete by about this time tomorrow.

I played this yesterday at a gig with Mike Skliar at Rocky Sullivan’s, as part of the Christmas Coup Comedy Players’ show. Mike did “Make the Big Push.” I would tell you to come down and hear these songs at our gig on Thursday, but we hope we won’t need to sing them.

VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN!

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Harbor Sunset

It’s that time of year now, when you don’t need to work late to see the sun set from the office. I’m not crazy about working downtown but the views are quite a plus.

Chestnuts roasting outside as you walk
With your love by your side
The old accordion man plays mellow and bright
And you go home in the crispness of the night

— Van Morrison, “Autumn Song”

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The Good Side Of NJ

South BrunswickI complain about New Jersey frequently, but the parts of it that have not yet been raped by developers can be beautiful. This is the intersection of New Road and Friendship Road in South Brunswick Township.

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