Drinking Games for Teetotalers

I doubt I’ll watch the debate ludicrously contrived political spectacle tonight, but I had an idea for a drinking game. You drink if Sarah Palin:

• correctly pronounces the name of a country or foreign leader
• correctly describes a policy of the current president
• cites any concrete examples to support her descriptions of McCain
• correctly names and descrbes a Supreme Court decision

Practicing Mormons could play that one.