Welcome to … Red Hook???

We were hungry tonight before the jam at Sunny’s, so we went next door to the Fairway.

Oh. My. God.

I have never before had to ask directions to get out of a grocery store.

I was scolded by a manager for taking this photo. (I should have taken a photo of him!) Easy to understand why they’re touchy about it; 14 ounces of fish eggs cost more than most of the neighborhood pays every month in rent. Ugh.