My Facebook account has been “temporarily unavailable” since late last week. So if you have been posting things there and wondering why I don’t answer, that’s why.
I have a few Google Voice invites if anyone is interested.
My Facebook account has been “temporarily unavailable” since late last week. So if you have been posting things there and wondering why I don’t answer, that’s why.
I have a few Google Voice invites if anyone is interested.
Finally back home after a solid week of traveling, beginning with Fran and Leigh’s lovely wedding in Florida and continuing with a week of work meetings in Seattle, which was colder than Florida but warmer than here. One of my colleagues who’d lived there for years took me over to the Olympic Sculpture Park, a miniature Storm King Mountain right on the waterfront, and I took a walk over the unimpressive Experience Music Project / SF Museum. The most impressive thing at the museum was the handwritten manuscript of Neal Stephenson’s Baroque Cycle. Yes, that’s right. He wrote all three of those murder-weapon-sized novels with a fountain pen.
On the flight home, I lucked into a remake of The Taking Of Pelham 1-2-3 (first time I’ve ever taken JetBlue and clearly I have been missing something). As I’ve written before, the original is one of the great NYC films of all time and far outclasses its many later imitations, including every film Quentin Tarantino has ever made.
So I was not necessarily optmistic about the remake but it was quite enjoyable. Denzel Washington and John Travolta have great chemistry together, maybe even better than Robert Shaw and Walter Matthau in the original. Combining the characters of the cop (Matthau) and the original dispatcher (played by Tom Pedi) was a bit unrealistic, and avoided the shock of Caz Dolowicz’s death. But it also focused on the magnificent dynamic between Washington and Travolta. And James Gandolfini (“I left my Rudy Giuliani suit at home”) was superb as Mayor Bloomberg.
As a lifelong New Yorker and transit buff, however, I couldn’t help but notice the vast numbers of completely unnecessary factual errors in the film. The original was fiction, but based rather firmly in reality. The remake is almost complete nonsense, starting with the very opening scene, where train dispatcher Garber switches an R train to the Q tracks at 34th so he can send it to Queens on the F line. A minor point? Yes. But why put that level of detail into the film if you’re just going to get ridiculously wrong? Anyone who’s ever even been in that station knows those tracks aren’t even on the same level.
This got me into a little trouble yesterday, as it made me very late for a breakfast meeting, but it was pretty cool nonetheless. On my way up the Pulaski Bridge (which connects Brooklyn and Queens) I heard a loud horn blowing, saw the gates going down, and realized I was going to see the bridge open for the first time.
It took a long time. The bridge took about five minutes to open fully, then the ship going underneath — some sort of square barge thing with four enormous vertical pipes sticking up from it — moved through very slowly, and then the bridge slowly closed, and (not visible in the video) jiggled back and forth in slow motion, one side raising, the facing side lowering, until the two sides were properly meshed together and the bridge closed.
So I spent a good 20 minutes watching this, along with a few dozen other morning commuters, pedestrians and bicyclists, and learned a little bit about (one small sample of) the Williamsburg/Greenpoint community. Most of the people waiting were what I’d describe as “hipsters” — white, younger than me, dressed in fashionable clothes — or people whose first language was not English. I made a humorous remark at one point, and felt like a fool because no one even responded. Then I realized that everyone standing within earshot either had earbuds in their ears, or likely didn’t speak English well enough to understand what I’d said and why it was funny. For the entire period, everyone pretty much stood there in silence.
I didn’t feel old, but I did feel bad for all these people who were so militantly resistant to a pretty wonderful opportunity for a NYC community moment.
I’m listening this morning to one of the great albums of the early 1980s, Jim Carroll’s Catholic Boy. Vastly better than his Basketball Diaries, it doesn’t let you go. There are no slow spots, no filler songs, and its most well-known song isn’t even close to its best.
I joke about this frequently, but this is my roots music. Directly descended from the Velvet Underground and Patti Smith, straight-up New York City punk, about a Catholic boy whose financial circumstances were quite different than mine (and who is closer in age to my parents than me) but with all the baggage that comes along with growing up Catholic in NYC. I skipped the heroin and the prep schools, not to speak of the basketball stardom, and none of my friends died when I was in high school, but in the end, that’s not what Catholic Boy is really about.
And they can’t touch me now
I got every sacrament behind me
I got baptism, I got penance
I got communion, I got extreme unction*
Man, I’ve got confirmationI was a Catholic boy
Redeemed through pain
And not through joyAnd now I’m a Catholic man
I put my tongue to the rail whenever I can
*”Extreme unction” is the sacrament of last rites, the one you get when you die. He certainly didn’t have that sacrament then, and I doubt he has it now, but the way he sings that line is perhaps the best moment on the entire album.
No thanks to Jerks & Rudeness on Park Row, I finally got my Beatles In Mono box yesterday. (And thanks to rosiebird for suggesting barnesandnoble.com; I cancelled my Amazon order which was to ship somewhere between Sept. 16 and Sept. 27.)
Obviously I haven’t had a chance to listen to all of it yet. The first thing I put on was the mono Sgt. Pepper, which I’d never heard. Wow. It really is a different and better album in mono.
Let’s back up for a moment. Why mono? When the Beatles first began, only audiophiles had stereo equipment and the music usually released in stereo was for that audience — classical and jazz. Pop music was played on record players. Not turntables, not stereos, but record players, like the kind we had at home when I was young, with a cover that latched down and a handle so you could lug it to your friends’ house. And it was broadcast on AM radio. All of which were monaural, meaning, just one channel. No left and right channels like we’re all used to in our headphones. I listened to most pop music in mono, on a cassette player, on my little red-ball AM radio, until I was in high school.
The Beatles, mindful of their audience, released all their music in both stereo and mono mixes for their entire careers. And for two-thirds of that period, the mono mix was the more important of the two. That was the one they supervised personally, and listened to when they were deciding what to release. Stereo mixes were usually done later, sometimes years later, by staff engineers, perhaps overseen by George Martin. It wasn’t until the very last of their albums that they worked primarily on the stereo mix, with a mono mix being created by “folding down” the stereo mix, centering both channels. The original mono mixes were not created like that; the albums were specifically mixed for mono, and then stereo versions were created later from the master tapes.
Have you ever noticed that “I’m Looking Through You” has a false start sometimes, and sometimes doesn’t? The stereo mix had the false start and the mono mix didn’t. Have you ever noticed the moment in “If I Fell” where Paul’s voice breaks badly trying to hit a harmony note? That’s only on the stereo mix.
Sgt. Pepper in mono is quite different. A number of the songs are faster in mono than they were in stereo. Some songs are longer or shorter, and the emphasis changes for some of them. “Good Morning, Good Morning,” one of my favorite obscure Beatles songs, really caught my attention. The kickoff is crisper, the brass and guitar are much higher in the mix, and in general it’s a hotter song. Overall, it’s a better album and I can now understand the disappointment of people who replaced their original mono copy of the album with a stereo version.
I’ve also listened to the “Mono Masters,” the singles and other songs that never appeared on the original UK albums. Some of them are magnificent — “Paperback Writer” in particular. The guitars punch and the bass (pushed higher in the mixing and mastering over the objections of conservative EMI engineers after the Beatles demanded to know why the bass sounded so much better on American pop records) really drives the song.
I’m listening to the White Album right now and I hear all sorts of things — different instrumental fills, different solos, changes in endings, etc. These differences are subtle; many would probably be unnoticeable to most listeners. But I spent a lot of time listening to Beatles music, at a very impressionable age, and I know every damn note of these songs, and they’re surprisingly different. And better.
Some of this may also be due to the remastering process; I’ll be very interested to compare these albums to the stereo box that I hope will arrive on Monday. And I should also say, to all the purists, that I don’t think the mono versions of their early albums will ever eclipse the U.S. stereo versions that I grew up with (which, as Bruce Spizer points out in this excellent essay, are not nearly as bad as some critics like to say), which were released a few years ago on the Capitol Boxes (which I wrote about at length when I got them a few years ago).
(Side note: I was wildy amused to see that J&R quoted a post I wrote a little while ago about how much I like to buy albums there. I wonder if they’ll delete the comment I just made, linking to my post from Wednesday about my attempt to buy the Beatles boxes.)
As I write this, family members are reading the names of those killed in the attacks eight years ago. In previous years the reading was broadcast live on the radio, almost an hour of names tolled one per second, every name someone’s heartrbreak, someone’s tragedy. The name of someone who went to work and never came home, family waiting and hoping for that long long day, as almost all of us did, jumping every time the phone rang, losing hope as others checked in.
I grieve for them, but I wish we would stop and take a moment not just to remember those deaths, but the hundreds of thousands who have died as a result of our policies following that day.
I’ve been doing some research this morning and here’s a number to think about:
That’s one fairly conservative estimate of how many people — civilians, US and coalition military, private contractors, Iraqi and Afghani military, enemy combatants — have died since 2001 in these two wars.
I like record stores. I am thankful that the last major record store in NYC is the locally owned J&R, rather than Tower or Virgin. They’ve always had a better selection and better prices, and I’ve been climbing those stairs now for something like 25 years.
But today, they made me reconsider. Today is the release date for the newly remastered Beatles albums. I could have ordered them on Amazon, but I wanted to go buy them in person (I’m old fashioned that way) and I wanted to do so at J&R. So I showed up there at 9am, when they open, to see a line all the way down the block. OK, fine. I got in line, hoping to score one of the box sets. They let people in very slowly, maybe five people every ten minutes, and then announced they were sold out. Despite repeated questioning, they never offered any details on why the line was moving so slowly or how many boxes they had in stock. They never came out to tell people like me, farther back in the line, that there was no chance we’d get a box. They just pushed us around, ignored questions, and then shouted “No more.”
One of the employees (you’d recognize him if you were a regular shopper) came down the line asking if we wanted to advance order the set. No, I said, based on the way you treated us, I’ll be ordering it online. “Good luck finding it online,” he snarled. But I’d been browsing Amazon on my phone, and had already ordered both sets (the stereo as well as the mono, which he said was “plain gone”), and they will be here in a few weeks.
So, I’m disappointed not to have the set today, but I will have them soon, and at considerably cheaper prices than J&R charges, and without the hassle and the rudeness. I generally try to buy things locally, especially books and records, whenever I can. Between music, computers, and stereo equipment, I’m sure I’ve spent well over $10,000 at J&R over the years, maybe quite a bit more. But experiences like this make me much less likely to bother.
Anyone get their hands on a Beatles box today? Where?
An unpleasant reminder of ongoing horror came in the mail yesterday, in the form of a seven-inch single. It’s John Cale’s “Mercenaries (Ready For War),” released in 1980, from his punk masterpiece, Sabotage/Live. The A side is a brutal song about the soldiers who are paid “enough to want to kill for you, but not enough to want to die for you.” The B-side is the rare “Rosegarden Funeral Of Sores,” which is unavailable on CD.
The picture sleeve is the real point, though. It’s a threatening photo of Cale, overlaid on a map of a war-torn region of the world that was omnipresent in the news at the time. The map shows eastern Afghanistan, northwest Pakistan, and a bit of Iran. Thirty years later, it’s completely up to date, as are the two ugly and violent songs on the record. True, “Ready For War” references the since-renamed Zaire, but the “jolly old Belgian Congo” is still quite the business opportunity for mercenaries.
And this affects me, like most Americans, not at all; it takes a luxury purchase to even bring it to mind. It’s sad and shameful.
Last week’s New York Times magazine had an article about the upcoming release of Rock Band: The Beatles. A while back I posted about my one and only experience with Rock Band’s competitor, Guitar Hero, which left me not only unimpressed by the game but depressed at the thought of kids practicing for hours to flap a flipper when they could be learning to play real music.
This article made me think a bit about that, although it doesn’t really change my mind. Apparently Rock Band is a little more cooperative than Guitar Hero — you play with other players, not against them — and the Beatles version in particular has no scoring or points mechanism.
In some respects I’m intrigued by the game. Giles Martin, an original Beatle once-removed (he’s the son of George Martin, their producer) has worked very carefully, under the direction of The Shareholders (Paul and Ringo, along with George’s son and widow, and Yoko Ono) to decompose the Beatles’ songs into playable parts and map them to the fake instruments. Decomposing these often-intricate songs like that is interesting.
One game developer says, “Ringo is going to earn a lot more admirers when this gets out in the world and people see how sophisticated and challenging some of his drumbeats actually are.” Of course, the drums are the one instrument in the game whose controller actually resembles the real instrument; I doubt anyone will gain an appreciation for George’s guitar skills or Paul’s (prodigious) bass skills.
But overall I still think it’s a waste of time. Changes like that are probably necessary to make the game enjoyable; my issues with it are much more basic. This is not playing music. One of the game’s designers says it “gets you maybe 50 percent of the way [towards the feeling of playing music] with 3 percent of the effort.” I don’t think that’s true; I don’t think it gets these kids any closer to playing music than I got flailing at a piece of wood lathe in time with Beatles songs when I was a kid. It has the same relationship to music as pornography does to sex; I’m sure the day is not far off when we’ll have interactive sex toys, but they won’t be anything like actual sex.
I had a couple of very productive days in Seattle and San Jose, and then yesterday drove up to San Francisco. Even though I’ve been coming out to the West Coast pretty frequently the last few months, I haven’t been back to this city for some years. I love it; I could live here. And I don’t say that often.
I’m staying in the financial district, next door to the TransAmerica building, ironically on the site of a saloon in a novel I’ve been reading that concludes during the start of the Gold Rush. I wandered around North Beach yesterday, eating a sorbet in the other Washington Square, buying books at City Lights and browsing used record stores, and then, even though it’s touristy, I had dinner at the Stinking Rose. Where, as they say, “We season our garlic with food.” A colleague introduced me to the joys of Dungeness crabs. They’re a large species named after a city in Washington, generally found only on the west coast. And they are very good to eat. Especially with garlic. And very messy. They bring you a bib before you start and hot towels and half a lemon when you’re done.
Then I sat outside at a cafe across the street from a whole line of strip joints and listened to the Chinese Music Orchestra, which included Chinese instruments but also a cello, a banjo, and a hammered dulcimer. I am writing this in my hotel room, looking straight at Coit Tower, and I’m leaving for the airport soon.
You can see more crappy cell phone photos here.