Scary Haircut Sold Separately

Now for sale: a waterproof MP3 player that works via bone conduction. Bone-conducting cell phones are also available. Does anyone else remember the BoneFone? You can get one on eBay if you like.

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Home Improvement

Spent the weekend repainting my office and rearranging things to make room for the new addition to my collection of harmonica memorabilia: the Harmonica Dalek (see right), recently acquired from a fellow member of harp-l. Photos here.

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Oh, Irony

The things you see when you don’t have a ticket book…

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Is there hope?

Boston underdog beats arrogant, over-funded favorite…

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Waiter Rant

If you need a reminder not to mess around with the people bringing you food, Waiter Rant provides many.

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Letters To America

The Guardian is asking its readers to write directly to U.S. voters asking them to vote against Bush. Letter writers include Richard Dawkins and John Le Carre, whose most recent novel, Absolute Friends, is basically a howl of fury about American foreign policy. He begins,

Maybe there’s one good reason – just one – for re-electing George W Bush, and that’s to force him to live with the consequences of his appalling actions, and answer for his own lies, rather than wish the job on a Democrat who will then get blamed for his predecessor’s follies.

If Kerry does win (ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease) we will need to work twice as hard to counteract the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, who’ll go into overdrive and make us wish for the pleasant days of Whitewater.

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A Note From the Non-Reality-Based Community

You think [Dubya is] an idiot, don’t you … all of you do, up and down the West Coast, the East Coast, a few blocks in southern Manhattan called Wall Street. Let me clue you in. We don’t care. You see, you’re outnumbered two to one by folks in the big, wide middle of America, busy working people who don’t read The New York Times or Washington Post or The L.A. Times. And you know what they like? They like the way he walks and the way he points, the way he exudes confidence. They have faith in him. And when you attack him for his malaprops, his jumbled syntax, it’s good for us. Because you know what those folks don’t like? They don’t like you!

— Mark McKinnon, a longtime senior media adviser to Bush, quoted in Ron Suskind’s Times magazine article yesteday.

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Dumb and Dumber?

Quote of the day, from Tom Friedman’s column in the Times today:

In China, Bill Gates is Britney Spears. In America, Britney Spears is Britney Spears.

In the column, he endorses Bill Cosby for President on condition that he talk as bluntly to white parents as he has to black parents: “Throw out your kids idiotic video games, shut off the TV, and get Johnny and Suzy to work.”

The nation-of-idiots theme is, I think, oversimplified, but on the next page of the Week In Review was another article, commenting on the microscopic sales of the novels nominated for the National Book Award this week. In Britain, the writer points out, the Booker Prize* “is a cultural event … the subject of radio and television commentary, even betting and the occasional pub fight.” One could argue the merits of recent N.B.A. winners versus winners of the Booker Prize, but it’s hard to imagine Americans having a bar fight over books of any stripe.

* I know the official name of this award now includes the name of a sponsoring corporation. I’m leaving it out on purpose.

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“Standing waiting for a man to show…”


John Cale played the Limelight tonight (or the Avalon as it’s known now) with a four-piece rock band. The songs ranged from slow and gentle (including about 1/3 of his new album, Hobo Sapiens) to shrieking noise-rock, concluding with Cale flailing away at a flying-V electric guitar for an encore of “Pablo Picasso.” Some of his sweetest ballads, including “Andalucia” from Paris 1919, became driving rock songs with great guitar riffs.

The band consisted of Jeff Thall (lead guitar), Paul Page (bass), and Deantoni Parks (electric drums, samples). All of them performed equally well on the hard and soft stuff. Parks was particularly impressive, playing a set that consisted of a snare, hi-hat and kick drum, a battered set of electronic drum triggers, and a laptop. Despite all the hardware, he was a sensitive and organic drummer, paying very careful attention to Cale and the rest of the band and driving the songs through wildy different tempos and rhythms.

Mosquitos opened, and were delightful. I’m going to buy their new album as soon as possible.

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Is the Tape Rolling, Bob?

Bob Dylan sat for first radio interview in years with National Public Radio’s Steve Inskeep. (I continue to shake my head at NPR’s firing Bob Edwards; imagine a conversation between Edwards and Dylan!)

The most interesting part of the interview for me was his admission that in the late 1980s, he was enjoying his concerts no more than we were. I completely gave up on him after a horrible show in State College, PA, in 1989, when he was playing so perfunctorily and ending songs so early that even the soulless G.E. Smith was visibly disgusted.

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