Who, Meme?

I never meme, but here we go. The first, via silvertide:

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal…along with these instructions.

“In the middle of saying that she was a former Miss Czechoslovakia, his eyes dropped to my scraped, bloody knee.”

And this one’s via rubytramp but I’m disturbed that I turned out to be my least favorite Op-Ed columnist…

You are Maureen Dowd! You like to give people silly nicknames and write in really short, non sequitur paragraphs. You’re the most playful of the columnists and a rock-ribbed liberal, but are often accused of being too flamboyant and frivolous. You tend to focus on style over substance, personality over politics. But your heart is in the right place. Plus, you are a total fox.

And the new icon is courtesy regyt.